| 01. | Poisoning Pigeons in the Park - Tom Lehrer | |
| 02. | Does Your Chewing Gum Lose its Flavor (On the Bedpost Overnight) - Lonnie Donnegan & His Skiffle Group | |
| 03. | Cocktails for Two - Spike Jones & His City Slickers | |
| 04. | Transfusion - Nervous Norvus | |
| 05. | King Tut - Steve Martin (and the Toot Uncommons) | |
| 06. | Hooray for Captain Spalding - Groucho Marks | |
| 07. | Star Trekkin' - The Firm | |
| 08. | Wet Dream - Kip Adotta | |
| 09. | Fish Heads - Barnes & Barnes | |
| 10. | Eat It - "Weird Al" Yankovic | |
| 11. | Junkfood Junkie - Larry Groce | |
| 12. | The Homecoming Queen's Got a Gun - Julie Brown | |
| 13. | The Purple People Eater - Sheb Wooley | |
| 14. | Monster Mash - Bobby (Boris) Pickett & The Crypt-Kickers | |
| 15. | Hello, Mudduh, Hello Fadduh! (A Letter From Camp) - Allan Sherman | |
| 16. | Pencil Neck Geek - Fred Blassie | |
| 17. | Earache My Eye (Featuring Alice Bowie) - Cheech & Chong | |
| 18. | Dead Puppies - Ogden Edsl | |
| 19. | They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa! - Napoleon XIV | |