| 01. | Banana Tits (Ange) | |
| 02. | Hairy Tits (Julie) | |
| 03. | Hairy Upper Lip (Jackie) | |
| 04. | Plenty o' Head (Nola) | |
| 05. | Stank Cunt (Amy) | |
| 06. | I Wish I had a Nose (Amy) | |
| 07. | I had sex in Grade 7 (Cathy) | |
| 08. | I had sex in Grade 8 (Zach) | |
| 09. | I have a mustache and I love Tim (Jen) | |
| 10. | I think we should talk about this (Mel) | |
| 11. | I lost my virginity on my friends couch (Tom) | |
| 12. | We lost our virginity on our friend's brother's bed (Tim, Zach, Brad) | |
| 13. | I shoved a hot dog up my cunt and it got stuck and I had to go to the hospital where Nathan's mom pulled it out (Krista) | |
| 14. | I'll fuckin kill ya (Mark) | |
| 15. | I have a 98% winning average (Abe) | |
| 16. | Kung-Fu Fighting (Don) | |
| 17. | ILUVJER (Don) | |
| 18. | My mom found my Pot (Jim) | |
| 19. | My sister loves his brother and his brother loves my sister (Brett and Jim) | |
| 20. | My ass has gained 100lbs in the last year (Kristiann) | |
| 21. | O.D. (Kokok) | |
| 22. | Tready Ruxpin (Tony) | |