| 01. | Introduction by Lance Bass | :56 |
| 02. | We Lick The Boys (N*Sync) | 5:36 |
| 03. | 11-Year-Old Models (Crash Test Dummies) | 3:36 |
| 04. | (I Want) Kiddie Porn (Aaron Carter) | 3:24 |
| 05. | Touch 'Em In Their Privates (Michael Jackson) | 2:55 |
| 06. | Don't Tell Your Parents (Sugar Jones) | 4:05 |
| 07. | We Like Underage Sex (Blink 182) | 3:14 |
| 08. | Look At Me, I'm A Pedophile (R. Kelly) | 4:01 |
| 09. | Let's Rape Them (Third Eye Blind) | 3:48 |
| 10. | Stiff Upper Lip (AC/DC & Justin Timberlake) | 4:36 |
| 11. | Di'l My Twat (Britney Spears) | 3:07 |
| 12. | Why Would I Do Something Like That? (R. Kelly & Michael Jackson) | 3:25 |
| 13. | Jacking Off To Mara Wilson (Limp Bizkit) | 2:31 |
| 14. | This Ain't No Child Porno Song (Blink 182) | 1:57 |
| 15. | XXX Daycare Centre (Gary Glitter) | 3:24 |
| 16. | Niggers & Pedophiles (Bloodhound Gang) | 3:15 |
| 17. | Young Girls In Their Panties (O-Town) | 3:52 |
| 18. | Children's Manifesto (Brooks & Dunn) | 3:09 |
| 19. | Doesn't You Love Us No More? (Presidents of the United States of America) | 2:35 |
| 20. | We Is The Pedos (everyone) | 4:01 |