| 01. | Euro Pest | |
| 02. | Loonies of the Right | |
| 03. | You Can Suture Yourself At Home | |
| 04. | Sounds of Suckin' | |
| 05. | Ol' Whitewater | |
| 06. | Sneakin' Flowers through the Wall | |
| 07. | 'Atsa Lawyer | |
| 08. | You Must Have Been a Biotech Baby | |
| 09. | Quackety-Quack Take Prozac | |
| 10. | Time for Killin' Barney | |
| 11. | Middle-Aged Lady Named Janet Reno | |
| 12. | Snippity Bobbit | |
| 13. | Serb War | |
| 14. | It Don't Mean A Thing If We Trade With Beijing | |
| 15. | Everyone Glows | |
| 16. | U.S. Pistol Service | |
| 17. | Son-o-gram | |
| 18. | There is Nothin' Like the Ames | |
| 19. | Breakin' Knees is Hard to Do | |
| 20. | You'll Never Get A Loan | |
| 21. | You Don't Bring Me Floriculturally Diverse Polyfragrany Soilistically Challenged Multipetaled Victims of Pesticidal Food Chain Chauvanism | |
| 22. | You Can Hide Those Giant Thighs | |
| 23. | Lirty Dies: Copular Pulture | |