| 01. | I can't believe people make such disgusting music.. | |
| 02. | That painting was awful! | |
| 03. | Even your old Aunt Jane knows what queers are.. | |
| 04. | And you'd better walk the straight and narrow | |
| 05. | Eton discipline, that's the thing for you boys.. | |
| 06. | And a nice long spell at Oxford! | |
| 07. | Have a nice innings on the cricket pitch | |
| 08. | You boys are so reckless, | |
| 09. | Stop talking about things you know nothing about.. | |
| 10. | You don't know what's what | |
| 11. | Rule Brittania! | |
| 12. | Hail Queen Victoria | |