| 01. | DISC ONE: Introduction | |
| 02. | Sturmund Drunk | |
| 03. | Bombed on Jaegermeister | |
| 04. | Baby's Back from New York | |
| 05. | Cybill Shepherd's Love Slave | |
| 06. | The Lord Works Through a Guy Named Eugene | |
| 07. | Shitloads of Cash | |
| 08. | Chicken Salad Surgery | |
| 09. | DISC TWO: Another Screwdriver | |
| 10. | Don't Break My Demon Cow | |
| 11. | Biker Chick from Bakersfield | |
| 12. | Andrew Lloyd Webber Pumps My Nads | |
| 13. | Pictures of My Ex-Girlfriend | |
| 14. | Love Spouts | |
| 15. | Love in an Aluminum Tool Shed | |
| 16. | Lubricants! | |
| 17. | DISC THREE: Mousse and Gel, What the Hell | |
| 18. | Now the Scepter is Under My Arm | |
| 19. | Quattro Formaggi Phenia | |
| 20. | Let's Smoke Some Plastic | |
| 21. | Are You a Prick Or What? | |
| 22. | Eat It, Punk! | |
| 23. | Runaway Corvair | |
| 24. | The Pig Suite | |
| 25. | DISC FOUR: Don't Mind Me, I'm Only Trying To Save Your Life | |
| 26. | Do What You Want To the Girl, But Leave Me Alone | |
| 27. | Now the Scepter is Up Your Ass | |
| 28. | Red Hot Thorazine! | |
| 29. | Dreaming on Seventy Volts | |
| 30. | I Was the Messiah (Now I'm Just a Mess) | |
| 31. | Sturmund Drunk (Reprise) | |
| 32. | Gloves Strain O'er Me | |