| 01. | 1. Spook perv happenings in the snooker hall | |
| 02. | 2. Betty Ford's clinic | |
| 03. | 3. Weebles wobble but they don't fall down | |
| 04. | 4. Sheepdip | |
| 05. | 5. Lancer with your zancer | |
| 06. | 6. Can I cultivate your groinal garden? | |
| 07. | 7. Flying killer cobs from the planet Bob | |
| 08. | 8. Did you spill my pint? | |
| 09. | 9. Seventh church of the apocalyptic lawnmower (skank mix) | |
| 10. | 10. Rad dude | |
| 11. | 11. Sumo rabbit and his inescapable trap of doom | |
| 12. | 12. Maim mower,maim | |
| 13. | 13. Cobwoman of deth meets Mr. Smellymop | |
| 14. | 14. Got no legs? Don't come crawling to me | |
| 15. | 15. Icky ficky | |
| 16. | 16. Judgement day (assume the position) | |
| 17. | 17. Ooh crikey | |
| 18. | 18. Satan's trampoline | |
| 19. | 19. Dodo doe | |
| 20. | 20. Duck off | |
| 21. | 21. F.A.T. (fascist and tubby) | |
| 22. | 22. Punk as fuck | |
| 23. | 23. Sharp fucka blades of hades/March of the mods | |