Comments for Spice Girls,

This album is nothing but adolescent, overproduced, synthesized dreck. "if u can't dance" is credited to eleven (!) writers and features such profound lyrics as "whenever I go out wherever it may / There never is a Keanu but a dweeb lookin' at me." I think the Girls are robots manufactured by Hugh Hefner, Larry Flynt, and the Stepford Men's Association in an elaborate scheme to subvert the feminist movement.

i read an article in spin that actually had the nerve to say that the spice girls are the new Nirvana!!!!

This album sucks !!! My little bro has it and he won't stop playing it !!! The Spice Girls are getting attention just because they shake their silliconed boobs and asses while screaming « Girl Power !» and wearing minuscule clothing . They're so phony, and they're not pretty at all !!! It 's just because they're wearing 5 inches of makeup on their ugly faces !!! It's all about the image, not the music. But they're light pop-saturated music is really bad anyway. Don't worry, in 2 years we won't hear from them again.

GIVE ME A BREAK!

The Spice Girls are nothing more than a marketing endeavour set up by a bunch of greedy-assed business tycoons, whose primary goal is to throw hyped-up commercial pop dreck at ignorant, unsuspecting masses such as yourself. What is it that you find so appealing about the Spice Girls anyway? I mean, it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out that they can't sing w/out lip-syncing. We all saw what happened to them on SNL, SG's CONT. Next message...

first and probably last "real" live US performance. One has to wonder just whose voice it is that's really on the album. They don't write their own songs (have you ever noticed that the lyrics are credited to as many as 11 different songwriters?). They don't play their own musical instruments (the music is comprised mostly of lame melodies and synthesized beats that any 6-year old could produce w/ a Casio keyboard). And, on what is supposed to be their strong point, their *image* really sucks. How can they profess to advocate "Girl Power" & the "girls can do anything" type of mentality, when their own actions are nothing less than exploiting the feminist movement in a most demeaning way? Constantly shaking their boobs & cont. next message...

revealing belly buttons, posing nude in notorious PORN MAGS, and giving stupid, unintelligent answers to simple straightforward questions like the airhead bimbos they truly are. Oh, did I also mention that they're not very attractive at all? With all those things pointed out, what other merits can possibly be left which entitles you to justify your claim? Could it be that the only reason why you and many others like Spice Goons is because MTV and radio stations say "We play it, it's cool so you should go out and buy it."? Were you also following those very same instructions back when Milli Vanilli (hahahah!!!!) were busting the charts and winning all those Grammy Awards?

The spice girls really suck!!! Just look at all the anti-SG sites linked to this database!!!! Long Live Lady Liz!!!!!

The music industry has had it!!! Total poop. This outing only proves that people can be brain washed to buy anything. There are so many quality bands that don't make it out there because of what M-TV and the stupid radio plays. WAKE UP PEOPLE!!! This is a total waste of plastic and time. Don't even bother with this trash. Listen up record labels- start signing some quality bands before you ruin the rest of the industry. You people make me sick, get a clue, O.K.? And as for the people who paid good money for this, well, you should be ashamed of yourselves. I'll tell you what, sell it for fifty cents and go put some gas in your go-cart. I spit on this record label, nice job!

Just when you thought you've heard the last of Milli Vanilli, New Kids, and Vanilla Ice fans.... They're out of the closet & causing trouble once again; this time raving and ranting their support for four, ugly, un-talented whores who call themselves the Spice Girls. To all potential Spice Girls fans: Don't waste your time and money on them, not unless you want to embarass yourselves and end up going to the closet for a 4th time!

The Spice Girls are cool...I don't know what all the rest of these overly sensitive critics are talking about. They just want someone new to bash on I suppose. The Spice Girls were listed in the 50 Most Beautiful People Article and their music very cool for dancing, hanging out and having fun with your friends. All I have to say is, "lighten up!"

The Spice Girls are cool...I don't know what all the rest of these overly sensitive critics are talking about. They just want someone new to bash on I suppose. The Spice Girls were listed in the 50 Most Beautiful People Article and their music very cool for dancing, hanging out and having fun with your friends. All I have to say is, "lighten up!" And by the way I never liked Milli Vanilli, Vanilla Ice, New Kids or any ohter group you all want to classify the Spice Girls with. I don't see the connection.

Hey, re-read the above messages if you haven't got a clue. Or, maybe you're just too lazy in which case I should spell it out for you. What are the similarities between the Spice Girls and Milli Vanilli, Vanilla Ice, New Kids? They're all pretend groups fabricated to meet the needs of a pretend music industry. They can't sing outside of a studio (ala SNL), can't dance, nor can they play any musical instruments. And, they call themselves a band? The music is mostly mediocre, cheesy-sounding pop dreck composed by fifth-rate musicians on synthesizers and computers.... Once again there is a lack of real musical instruments here, not to mention a lack of musicianship. The Spice Gurds don't even write their own lyrics... lyrics which happen to be credited to 11 different songwriters!!!! next message....

It takes 11 songwriters to work laboriously on a 40 min. album, and all they can come up with is crap like "ziggazigahh"?!?? What in the hell is a "ziggazigahh"? Now, why would they want to do a thing like yell out a word that's not listed in any known english dictionary? Are they mental or something? And, the only reason why they're so popular is because the media says that "you should go out and buy their stuff", so you do. You think that they're beautiful just because somebody says that they are by throwing a list of "the 50 most beautiful people" at you?

To the last poster: That is so often the case. If I'm going to determine what is good music and what's beautiful, at least I would like to make that decision on my own and not be brainwashed by the media whose only concern is to get rich off of unsuspecting victims. One thing that really baffles me is how the Spice Girls can even promote `Girl Power'. If they believe that girls can do anything then why do they display images that look down on women- shaking their boobs and butts in scantily clad outfits and reciting words(a "ziggazigahh" here, a "ziggazigahh" there) that resembles more of a caveman gathering than a discussion on philosophy, posing for nude for porn mags (and we're not talking about Playboy!!!)?

You are wondering that if they're so bad then why are there so many people listening to them. Aside from the the media brainwashing, the majority of Space Gump fans are pre- adolescent girls and older teenage boys. Expect a 10-year old girl to have the intelligence of a 10-year old. Expect guys to goggle over any female singing group. Just look at all the Samantha Fox fans out there, hahahaha!!!!

I have theory on the "ziggazigahh" thing. What they were really trying to say was "gimme another zig-zag", but were so stoned from the previous night of whoring sex, drugs and rock & roll that their ability to speak was impeded.

I'd rather listen to intelligent music by Tori Amos and Sarah McLachlan whenver I'm around my friends. The Spice Girls already have a speech impediment without the drugs.

I'd rather listen to intelligent music by Tori Amos and Sarah McLachlan whenever I'm around my friends. The Spice Girls already have a speech impediment without the drugs.

Dearest Lscott 8547@aol.com, The Spice Girls aren't much of a band at all. Let me present my argument in the form of questions: 1. How many songs from their album have they actually written on their own? 2. How many albums have they ACTUALLY PRODUCED ON THEIR OWN? 3. How many of them has ever even touched a musical instrument during their entire lifetime? 4. How much singing & dancing experience/lessons have they had before(not after) they were recruited? 5. How many are actually lifelong friends as they claim to be instead of lying about it? I hereby rest my case.

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There was recently an article in the July 21, 1997 issue of Time about the Lilith Fair, which is a musical festival of INTELLIGENT, feminist, singers-songwriters-musicians. Here's what it had to say about anti-feminist bands and other such groups likes it: "Still, Lilith is a welcome development. Right now, pop music is flaccid. The prefab hype of Spice Girls, the sugar-shock kiddie ditties of Hanson, the admirable wholesomeness but inexcusable tiresomeness of Bob Carlisle, the horrific power screeching of Celine Dion- turn it off. Turn it all off. It's meaningless olestra music, artificial and nutrient-free. The Lilith tour can help halt pop's garbage-chute slide. Such music(at the Lilith), on the surface, is gentle enough to slip onto radio playlists, but deep down there are ideas, there is emotion, there is life...." "Said Shellie Knawa, 30, a Seattle computer-manual writer: `This is finally a chance for our voice, women, to be heard.'

Okay, you have expressed yourself with all of your anti-Spice Girl garbage, but why must you express your negativity about them! They are a group of artsits which are coming along pretty well in the music industry! Face it, most of these anti-Spice Girl people re girls who are jealous because they don't have the looks that they they have, or the singing voice! So , to all of you osers who are trying to turn people against the Spice Girls should desperately get a new hobby!

Any group that consists of members that lie about their age (late 20's instead of their teens), lie about being life-long friends (in actuality they've only know each since they were "put together" in an all-commercial, no-talent contest a couple of years ago), can't sing, can't dance, don't play any musical instruments, don't write their own lyrics or produce their own work isn't real music at all. This is nothing more than shit-sucking commercialism fabricated to make money by luring unsuspecting consumers to purchase their product, just because the media says that they should. Such groups don't last very long (3 or 4 years at the most) before another one comes along to take it's place. It was Milli Vanilli and New Kids' before the Spice Fart Knockers came along, and there'll be plenty more to come when the Spice fizzles out by the yeaar 2000. Idiots like yourself will deny that they were ever SG fans because the embarrassment is too overwhelming, while taking a liking to their new "replacements". That's how the record industry makes their money... the same people just keep buying their garbage.

Hey, the Spice Girls aren't exactly without talent. Let me point some out for you: Geri - Shows that ugly women with spots and blemishes on their bodies are still able to pose nude and star in porn movies. Emma - While the others `sing', she sits on a couch in the back and tosses bon bons into her mouth. This makes Mel B - Can easily scare anyone on a bad hair day without much effort. Heck, she can even do that on a good hair day. Mel C - Can suck three cocks at once while doing a handstand. By far the most talented Spice Girl. Victoria - By standing there, she makes the group look bigger by having more personnel. So, you see... they do have talent! Girl Power!!!

Spice Girls are nothing more than a conspiracy by male-chauvanistic pigs to subvert the feminst movement through the use of 5 dumb, ugly, slut puppets. As for Pamela Anderson and Anna Nicole Smith, they'll be pleased to know that they're not the only brainless, floatation devices around who shake their tits wherever they go.

i'm sorry everyone... i take back everything i said. i didn't mean to be so mean, and so i apologize. the spice girls have a right to do what they do, and i will now peacefully let them do it. if i could take off "say you'll be gone" and "wanna be rid of spice" i would, but since i can't, i will just apologize instead. i'm truly sorry.

And I'm Pope John Paul the II!!!! Don't listen to this imposter!!! The real Lady Liz is truly a dignified person, and not some slimebag male-chauvanist pretending to be a lady!!!! And while you're at it, I hope you enjoy the new "very low" ratings for this album!!!! Ta ta!!!!

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I think that people think that they are sick, but they're not. I think that Sporty Spice is not sick at all...she just wears sports clothes. Do you call that really sick clothes? People are doing that because other people say that they are totally disgusting. Do you see her boobs hanging out of her shirt?

They were recently jeered off the stage in Spain. Not soon after that, they attended the Spanish premiere of their pathetic, new movie where they were loudly booed. Geri "nude porn model in men's porn magazines (i.e. society)" was so angered by what was happening that she repeatedly yelled out "Callate, moriconos!". Translation: "Shut up, faggots!" Sporty Spice bared a part of her left breast and shouted out "You're jealous, because you'll never get any of this while Mel B. gave her customary middle finger salute in support. King Juan Carlos was outratged by this whole incidence and called the Spice Girl's display in public a disgrace. Makes you wonder what they mean whenever they shout "Girl Power!".

Reuters News agency has reported that the Spice Girls were "expectedly shut out from the listings" of Grammy Nominations. They will no longer tolerate "fake groups", and wanted to avoid similar mishaps from the past (i.e. Milli Vanilli & NKOTB). For more news updates on the Grammies, CLICK HERE!!!

To all you Spice Lovers out there who haven't got a clue, what the Grammy Commission is trying to say is: "THE SPICE GIRLS SUCK!!!"

10 out of 10 for marketing. Who cares about the music, if you can make millions go for it!!!

Yes!!! 1 down, 4 to go!!! Here is some good advice for all you idiots out there: Stop wasting your allowance on manufactured crap like the Spice Fags. But, do you listen?!?! NO!!!! Once these 4 talentless, sluts are gone, you'll just wait around for the next short-lived trend to come around to burn your parents' money on. According to CNN, it's been confirmed that the track containing Geri's voice on the SG's forthcoming album will be deleted, and replaced with a duplication of one of the other Spice Girl's to make it sound as though 5 HOs are singing instead of 4. What a load of shit!!! It appears that Rich Wong has gone into hiding...his Spice Girls homepage has been down ever since the announced departure of Mr. Halliwell!

The first album by one of the superstar sensations of the mid-to-late 1990s is lightweight but it's first-class dance/pop. They aren't, as they put it, 'five Mariah Careys', but each member (Melanie B., Melanie C., Emma, Victoria, and Geri) each show their own personality and pizzazz; it's funny sometimes but honest. It is very evident they are proud to be who they are. And why not? They are all bombshells, have sparkling outgoing personalities, and together the team makes unique mellow harmonies that make the album essential. "Mama" is a cute tribute, "If You Can't Dance" hypnotic yet somewhat annoying, "Say You'll Be There" is a hookfest, "Who Do You Think You Are" is defiant and fun, and "2 Become 1" is excellent plush and mellow pop. The synths and synthetic drums work fine, and SPICE is a must-have for 1990s pop fans.

Cindy, the Spice Girls are hookers with no talent. There are plenty of better dance music out there. SG's aren't the best. They have good management that knows how to get them the most exposure. Just like a pimp.

Hey Cindy- if the Spice Girls are really proud of who they are, then why do they shout girl power when all they do is show their tits and arses like prostitutes whenever in public? Why did they initially lie about their age, saying that they were all 17 and 18 (when they were actually well into their 20's), then later having to admit the truth when somebody got hold of their birth certificates and printed it in the Daily London News? Why did they initially claim that they wrote all of the lyrics on their first album, then admitted much later they didn't pen even a single word and that the credit should go to the other 11 songwriters. Hell, are they so brain-dead that they need 11 different below-average songwriters to complete their album for them- not to mention they never really produced or play a single tune on any of their albums. How can they be proud of who they are, when all those qualities are hidden behind the make-believe facade they're trying to pass off as the truth???

Poseurs like this give REAL pop stars like my band a bad name.

I just had to respond to some of the people who continuously write in with negative comments, trying to trash and tear down every act that is not to their taste. Maybe the Spice Girls are not deep in soul-wrenching music like Sarah McLaughlan or gritty like Hole, or even great vocal-deliverers like Mariah Carey, but at least their music is pleasant, positive, and a lot of people like it. Some people, you know, actually like this kind of music. If every artist made the same kind of music, this would be a lame world. Besides, who says that Paula Cole is better than Aqua? It is all opinion, so let's give our opinions and critiques here without tearing each other down for our own tastes.

It is all a matter of opinion between intelligent people (McLachlan) and the idiots (Spice Girls). How can portraying Girl Power and prostitution as the same be a very positive thing? You know, many people once thought of Milli Vanilli & NKOTB as very pleasant and positive to listen to. Now that those groups have disappeared, these very same supporters won't even admit to ever buying their albums. Let's see how much loyal following the Spice Girls'll have as soon as they vanish (most likely by the end of the millenium). And, how will Aqua fans view their "so-called" heroes in light of the recent fraudulent scandal involving copyright infringement that'll most likely end in the disbanding of the group within the next few months, once the matter is completely settled out of court? It's more than just a matter of opinions. People often have trouble in discerning the difference between what is good music, and what the music industry wants you to hear.

Cindy- let us know when Tiffany, Expose, and Sa*fire are out with a new album. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

The Spice Girls' music is not for soul searching. It's for pussy searching.

Searching for pussy like the SGs is enough to make any straight man go gay.

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