Comments for The Offspring, Archives: The Columbia Years [1996-2004]

When is this album coming out havent heard anything about it in awhile?

This album will be released on November 18, 2003.

December 2, 2003

when are any videos gonna be released or seen online?

go away you bastard guy go back home and dont mess with the offspring

go away you bastard guy go back home and dont mess with the offspring, do you hear me?

If this album really comes out on December 2, 2003. But before, there is a person barking like a dog and having phone sex with someone then it is me, Joe from New York. Today the 21st of October I recieved a prank phone call from someone claiming to be from the Jerky Boys. If this is true I can't wait till the album comes out and hopefully I will be on it. Also another thing, if the guy who called reads this I have been to Exit In Manhattan. If that album is already released, tell me, okay.

Aptar's Daughter: Hello? Kerpal: Hello, is Abtar there? Aptar's Daughter: Who? Kerpal: Abtar. Aptar's Daughter: Can I ask who's speaking please? Kerpal: This is Kerpal. Aptar's Daughter: Who? Kerpal: Kerpal. Aptar's Daughter: OK, one moment please. (other voices in background, Aptar's daughter approaches Aptar, then Aptar approaches the phone) Aptar: Hello? Kerpal: Hello? Aptar: Hi there. Kerpal: Yeah, hi, I was just calling because I live down the street from you, and your daughter come to my house today and she kick my dog. Aptar: Pardon? Kerpal: Your daughter come to my house today, Aptar: Uh-huh Kerpal: And she come on my property and then she kick my dog. And now my dog needs operation. Aptar: She kicked your? Kerpal: (Yelling) She kicked my dog! Aptar: She kicked your dog? Kerpal: Yes! Aptar: Which daughter? Kerpal: The one who just answer the phone. (Aptar's approaches his and checks with his daughter, then Aptar approaches back to the phone) Aptar: No! Kerpal: What? Abtar: No. Kerpal: Yes she did. I saw her. And then I go to I saw her at your hose. And, why did she do it? Abtar: I don't know. She didn't say anything. Kerpal: She did! She's lying. She's lying to you, f**king guy! Abtar: Where, where are you speaking? Kerpal: I am speaking from my house. Abtar: And where do you live? Kerpal: Down the street from you. Abtar: Eh? Kerpal: You know where I live. My dog, she kicked it and now I am going to f**k her! Abtar: (Arguing) Oh!, you lie I dunno! Kerpal: Don't lie, you f**king guy. Abtar: Hey, wait. Don't talk that! F**k you! Kerpal: You know damn right what she do! Abtar: Yeah, but, where do you live and who kicked your dog? Kerpal: Your daughter kicked my dog. Abtar: Which daughter? Kerpal: (Yelling) YOU KNOW DAMN RIGHT (whispering) you b**tard. Abtar's Daughter: (Abtar leaves, other voices in background, then Aptar's daughter approaches back to the phone) Hello? Kerpal: Hello? Abtar's daughter: Yeah? Kerpal: Why'd you kick my dog? Abtar's daughter: Hello, can I ask who's speaking please? Kerpal: You know damn right! It's Kerpal. It's Kerpal. Abtar's daughter: Who's Kerpal? We don't know Kerpal. Kerpal: Yes you do. You kicked my dog today. Abtar's daughter: Dog?! Kerpal: Dog! Abtar's daughter: We don't even... No one's ever been at... Kerpal: You don't act stupid. You tell your Dad that I am going to sue him. He is going to go to jail. Abtar's daughter: Okay where the hell do you live? Kerpal: I live on your steet? Abtar's daughter: On my street? Kerpal: You know! Abtar's daughter: You're saying that one of us has kicked your dog? Kerpal: Yes. Abtar's daughter: Where abouts do you live? Kerpal: (Yelling) You know damn right! Abtar's daughter: No, we do not know damn right! We don't even know you. Kerpal: (Whispering) Yes you do! Abtar's daughter: Why? Where the hell do you live? Kerpal: (Whispering one more time) You don't ask dumb question. Abtar's daughter: You live on Marative? Kerpal: No! You just shut up! You try to confuse! I am going to call the police, and then, you're going to jail. Abtar's daughter: You damn right call the police we don't know what the hell (starts to argue) Kerpal: You don not tell me 'damn right'. You do not swear at me (whispering) I'm going to kill you. Abtar's daughter: You're gonna kill us? Kerpal: No i'm not, I'm just kidding! You just tell your Dad that I am going to get my lawyer and he is going to rush you! Abtar's daughter: I don't know who the hell he is. (approaches Abtar to talk and back talks to Kerpal) OK, you just go ahead, okay, because we don't know what the f**k you're talking about. Kerpal: You don't ever tell me to 'f**k'! You say bad word! Abtar's daughter: Well you talk to us this way when you have no poop. Kerpal: F**k you, you, you do not tell me f**k you! OK you? You know! Abtar's daughter: Please just get lost okay, because we're fed up. Kerpal: F**k you. You are going to jail. Abtar's daughter: We don't know who the hell you are and you're phoning us with all these obscenes Kerpal: Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! You shut up you! Abtar's daughter: Don't tell me to shut up, I did not - Kerpal: Shut up! You stink! Abtar's daughter: Oh, you stink too! Kerpal: No, you dont - Abtar's daughter: Yes you do! Kerpal: I do not stink! Abtar's daughter: I think you do! Kerpal: F**k you, just because I'm paki doesn't mean I stink! (Kerpal hangs up on Abtar's daughter)