Comments for Lennon, John, John Lennon-Plastic Ono Band

We can hear a very bitter John Lennon on this album, maybe not so strange 'cause of all that had recently happened

Bitter, but also fragile: tracks 5, 7, 9. One of the most honest albums ever made (along w/ Dylan's "Blood On The Tracks."

Hey, cedavid what favourite Beatles album do you have????

Johm Lennon's mother died in 1954!!!!!!!! Don't share facts if they aren't true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lennon's mother couldn't have died in 1954 because he became reaquainted with her when he was 16 (1955 1956).

You Bubba, He got reaquainted with her at the age 14!!!! !!!!!!!!

Sorry, I was wrong she didnt die that year !!!! I'M SO SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!! BIG MISTAKE !!!!!!!!!!!

I just have to say that I love this album. Especially "Mother" and "Well, well, well"

Oh, and I forgot to mention one of my absolute favourite songs, "Working Class Hero" . By the way, I'm in desperate need of guitar chords and lyrics for "Working Class Hero" If anybody can help me out, please E- Mail me at loche5613 @hotmail.com

Heather, this is really a great album, you shoukd really try it !!!!!!!!!! I'm sure you have already heard some of these songs. There is not one bad song on this album, they're all great !!!!!!!

okay, i'll try it. i'll tell what i think of it as soon as i buy it.

Heather, do you recognize any of the songs ???????

i recognize "working class hero", but nothing else.

Do you own any Beatles solo albums ?????

my dad has "all the best", "the John Lennon collection", and "double fantasy". i personally do not. but i will by Tuesday(that's when i get paid).

What album/albums will you buy ???? Do you like "John Lennon Collection" and "Double Fantasy"????

i'll get Imagine first, i think, and then Band on the Run. does that sound right to you? as for the John Lennon Collection, i think that is a really great album. i really like "imagine" and other songs as well(i can't think of names off the top of my head). now Double Fantasy is really wonderful. i was listening to this earlier today, and i love it. John was just so awesome!!! and i think Yoko was pretty good too. however, "kiss kiss kiss" was kind of unnerving, during the part of the song where she is "having an orgasm". i don't like to hear that from Yoko Ono.

Yes, it sounds good, but "Band On The Run" is the most "Beatelish" album of them all. Be prepared of that "imagine" is a rather bitter album. But I recommend you to begin with Imagine.

since i trust your opinion, i'll start with Imagine. i should have by tuesday.

Great !! then tell me if you liked it !!!!

things didn't go as planned, Spiderman. i don't have the album today, like i had hoped. hopefully tomorrow. having no money is very inconvinient.

My favorite song is Give Me Some Truth. The message is just as relevent today as it was in 1971.

Whoops, this is the Plastic Ono Band page. My favorite song here is God but all the songs on this one are great.

Yes, it really is a great album. but I don't agree with you that "Gos" is the best song. "Working Class Hero" is.

Working Class Hero - his Bob Dylan song - and that's no insult because Dylan is one of my favorites.

Yes, "Working Class Hero" is indeed his "Bob Dylan" song. How was the concert ???????????????????????????????

i asked you the same question on another page. you never answered, Johnny. anyway, how was it?

It was great - I said more about it on "Mind Games."

Hey, John, have you heard the "A Tribute To John Lennon" album, if so, did you like it ????

I don't know it at all. I don't like many newer musicians - even if they are covering his songs.

Good. Don't bother listening to it. It sucks.

there are so many loser tribute albums out there, it's not funny anymore.

however, "encomium", in my opinion, was really good.

WHAT did you say??? What is enco...????

encomium. it's a Led Zepplin tribute album. it has artists like Stone Temple Pilots, Sheryl Crow, etc. it's good. have you never heard of it? why not?

No, I have never heard of it. Maybe it never sold in Sweden, don't ask me.

why not ask you? you're the only Swedish guy i know!

Good point, Heather, but I have never heard of it. How old is it ???

oh, about two or three years, i guess. but don't worry about it too much, it's not that amazing of an album. it's just one of the only good tribute albums i've heard in a long time. my birthday is next month, on the 11th. (just thought i'd throw that in).

I promise i'll send you an "congratulations" e-mail !!!!!!:)

that'll be nifty! i'm looking forward to it!

You'd better. Not many people gets "congrats" e-mails from Spiderman.

true enough. Spiderman is an elusive fellow, isn't he? well, i've got a secret. by day i'm "Heather", the nice, mild-mannered American civilian. but, by night, all hell breaks loose. i become "Cat Woman". me-OW!

Which one? Julie Newmar, Lee Merriweather, or Ertha Kitt? :->

michelle pfieffer...

I only recognize the TV show. The only Batman is Adam West.

well, i don't know much about that. i know that i'm the best damn Cat Woman there's ever been. meeeow!

I'm john.com Man - spreading the message of John Lennon throughout the cyberworld.

[swoon]...my hero!!

is your real name John or did you start to use it because of John Lennon?: )

It's my real name.

my real name is Kitty, but Kitty Woman sounds much to dainty for a bad-ass crime-fighting vixen like myself.

What about Kitty Litter Woman? :::---->>>>>

heehee--yeah, that'll really intimidate the criminal scurge of the earth.

But it would get you on TV commercials :->

hi, i'm Kitty Litter Woman. you might remember me from movies such as Kitty Litter Woman Saves the Day or KLW: The Early Years. when i'm not protecting the free world from evil-doing criminal masterminds, i like to spend quiet evenings at home with my cat. you see, my cat is special, so it has special needs. not just any kitty litter will do. so i buy "everfresh kitty litter". it stays fresh and enjoyable for weeks on end, and it's the only litter with my picture right on the bag! and remember kiddies, in every bag of litter, there's a surprise!

You sound more like Troy McClure (The Simpsons) :->

very observant, John-dot-com Man. it is what i was striving for. there's something on my mind: it seems as though this site is deteriorating rapidly since the absence of Spiderman. what will become of us? will i be forced to learn to capitalize? NO!

No, you will be forced to start watching ice hockey!

Hi Dr. Nick

Hel-lo ev-rybody.

>>>>>>BELCH!!!!<<<<<<

ah, John-dot-com Man, what you have described above reminds me of one of those silly word games they make us do in super-hero college(my major was Advanced High-Kicking). Here's one: Superman is to Kitty Litter Woman as kryptonite is to ice hockey!!! a fate worse than death! oh, hi Dr. Nick! can i have one of your nifty sponges? i'm a superhero!

Or as John.com Man is to "Honey Pie" or "Michelle."

you're a meanie, you know? you can never hold back from slamming Paul. is that part of spreading the word of John Lennon, John-dot-com Man?

I am spreading the message of John and peace. My arch-enemy is the trecherous villian, the evil McCartoid, who wants to control the world and tell everyone what to do! I have to conquer the evil McCartoid so we can have peace & love instead of silly love songs.

I'm going to force the world renouned rock star George Wilburyson to record insipid & banal love songs - they when the masses buy his record, I will control the world... HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

I'll play if you want me to play, and I won't play if you don't want me to play.

Hold it right there McCartoid. Cease your evil play or I'll have to zap you with my Yoko ray.

Curses. My plan is ruined. I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling kids - er, John.com Man. But you haven't heard the last of me! I'll make my own record, with my wife, and when they here her, the world will be at their knees. HA HA HA HA HA.

Curses. My plan is ruined. I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling kids - er, John.com Man. But you haven't heard the last of me! I'll make my own record, with my wife, and when they here her, the world will be at their knees. HA HA HA HA HA.

Oops, I repeated myself.

Don't worry! The world is safe as long as John.com Man is here. Remember, all you need is love.

Yeah, with our love, we can save the world! This film was a John.com Man production.

Wow! i am impressed! wooo-hooo! way to John-dot-com Man! but what about the evil McCartoid? have we heard the last of him? and can i be your trusty sidekick? i want to learn to work a Yoko-ray.

No, we haven't heard the last of him. He'll be back next week with that Flaming Pie thing. Sure, I'm always looking for a sidekick. The Yoko ray works by pushing this button here.....

[ZAP!!!!] this button? oh, gee, i think i broke it. John-dot-com Man, how are we going to save the world from the gigantic flaming pie? if we don't think of something soon, the world will be in the hands of the evil McCartoid!

Don't worry. I have a closet full of spare Yoko rays. I'll be ready.

how can you be sure? this flaming pie could hit the world any day now! and i still can't work a yoko-ray!

I'll have to use it myself. Some steps for controlling this problem are to not buy this Flaming Pie thing and to shut off your radios (except for ballgames). This flaming pie has mind controlling forces subliminally hidden in the songs that will make you do what he says.

oh my god! John-dot-com Man, we have to warn the free world! but how...?

Don't buy the record. What you can't hear won't hurt you.

Oh-no, here comes McCartoid and his flaming pie!

Yes! My record is going to reach number 1 on the charts, and I will rule the would. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

I mean world. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Forget it you evil McCartswine! I told Kitty-Litter Woman to alert radio stations not to play your record. I'll have to finish you off with my Yoko ray.....with, this doesn't work! Where's Kitty Litter Woman?

You stupid fool! Kitty-Litter Woman was working with me all along! I got her to gain your trust and tell me your plans. And she destroyed all your Yoko rays! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. Now, John.com Man, you better leave this planet and webpage forever, or you will have to listen to Ob La Di Ob La Da for the 900th time.

Look at me, what am I supposed to do? I'm crippled inside. I'm scared. I will leave this webpage forever - I'm defeated. Ohhh I should've known better with a deceiful girl like you, Kitty-Litter Woman. When you kept asking me why I was mean to Paul all the time, I should have known then. Next you ruin my Yoko rays. I used to be a hero, now I'm a Nowhere Man. I hope a zillion cats trample over the litter you call home. I will create a new world called nutopia where there will be peace and love, no religion, no countries, and no possessions. This world will be a much sadder place without John Lennon. Good-bye forever.

This was a final John.com Man production. Now that the evil McCartoid rules the world, I'm going to become a recluse and not record any solo records for decades. Hairy Chrisna, y'all.

she was an imposter! she was an imposter! I'M the REAL kl-woman! the whole time i was locked in a closet in the abbey road studio! the EVIL mccartoid seduced me with his "twist and shout" unplugged interpretation, and then, in this helpless state, i was locked into a closet with nothing but hockey to amuse myself. meanwhile, a robotic kl-woman helped the mccartoid with his evil plan. I WAS FRAMED!!! but... i now know his weakness; )

Hockey! great. You must have had fun. Go Red Wings!

noooooo. that's not how it was at all.

hey!

I didn't sing Twist & Shout, John did. I sang Ob La Di Ob La Da - the song of the world. And hockey sucks! tennis is the only good sport, Wimbeldon, y'know.

The blues isn't about feeling better, it's about making other feel worse, and making a few bucks while you're at it.

LISA, GET AWAY FROM THAT JAZZ MAN!!!! Nothing personal, I just fear the unfamiliar.

you stupid dog! if this had been a real situation, that girl scout would have been annoying me by now! [this quote only for those who know the Santa's Little Helper runaway episode, brought to you buy Tide, the only one with bleach!]

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i couldn't care less!!!

ginger or maryann?: )

I always liked Mary Ann (Dawn Wells)

ha! i knew it! i knew it! i myself always had a thing for the professor...

But he wouldn't have had a thing for you. I have a book that overanalyzes Gillian's Island (episode guide), and it makes note that the Professor, was smart & levelheaded, but didn't know the 1st thing about romance & sex. I know if I was stranded on an island with Ginger or MaryAnn, I wouldn't have sat around reading scientific books. The professor on kissing: "Well, kissing on the mouth is far from sanitary. It can lead to all sorts of bacterial transfer."

Trivia: what was the professors name? (the character, not the actor who played him (Russel Johnson).

I have no idea! You can always figure out some way to make me feel like an ignoramus with your trivia questions. sigh.

I wouldn't know this either if I didn't have the book - Professor Roy Hinkley, Ph.D. I guess he had no affection for Jodie Foster.

what's his problem? i've heard of heterosexuals, i've heard of homosexuals, i've heard of bisexuals, but i've never heard of a nonsexual until now.

perhaps he is an asexual.

He's just an academic egghead.

what a waste [tsk, tsk, tsk.]. what's so great about maryann? if i were a guy, which i am so obviously not, i'd be a ginger kinda guy myself.

Maryann had more of a natural inner beauty - I would have gotten along with her better. I also like brunettes.

well, of course. brunettes are the best! (actually, I'm half redhead, half brunette- my hair is too light to be auburn, too brown to be red, to red to be brown)

I still can't picture it - sounds like a nice color though.

i wouldn't be able to picture it either. and yes, it is a nice color, i guess. never seen anyone else with it. what are you, John? a "just for men" kinda guy? [have you ever seen their commercials? they're the funniest pieces of crap!]

Never heard of "Just For Men." It sounds like a hair-club add. My hair is thinning a little bit in my older age.

going for the michael bolton look?: ) nah, "just for men" is a men's only five-minute hair colorant. they sell it at walgreens. now you can be the blonde you always wanted to be!

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so at the mere mention of the name "bolton", you immediately turn yourself off to whatever else is said? funny.

Sorry I didn't get past that 1st sentence.

then you missed the good news about "just for men"! go back and read it: you'll be amazed, shocked, delighted. i'm sure you'll run out and buy some right away!

john.com why did you lie to Heather ??? Your real name isn't John. It's .......

You won't let this die - you & your fictional conspiracies.

Jimmy Page is a conspiracist too, Spiderman. maybe you two oughta talk. no really, did you lie to me, John? if that's not your name, then what is? i can't believe this. i'm hurt.

john.com

I know his real name, but he won't let me tell you.

Uh-huh, right, and I'm sure Spiderman is your real name.

what the hell is going on? you mean both of you are lying to me about your identity? my God, i feel so betrayed. it's like...i'm looking through you! i thought i knew you! what did i know? you don't look different, but you have very certainly changed.

I like that song. One of Paul's rare displays of meanness!

he was kind of a pacifist, i guess. (that is, if the word pacifist means what i think it means...) there is a great article about "the Paul philosophy" one some Beatles page I was looking at. hilarious: )

Pacifist has to do with being against war & violence - I'm a pacifist. While Paul has very good political beliefs, in topical musical terms, the best word/term to describe Paul is conservative/don't do anything controversial that might harm your popularity. He wanted to stick with the formula that kept the Beatles & his solo career popular. He never wanted the Beatles to sing about political issues, he was against releasing "Revolution" because he was afraid that they would lose popularity being spokespeople for political events. Overall it's the reason why the Beatles are so great & appealed to so many people - because they could be crafty & tuneful with Paul, spiritual with George, and adventureous & thought-provoking with John (and comical with Ringo).

i am certainly not a pacifist then. i thrive on conflict, however much it may not show here.

i'm a pacifist. But sometimes as a superhero, I must fight to stop the super-villains from conquering the world or killing innocent people.

That's excusable, you're stopping violence.

with violence! that's such an oxy-moron.

"when you talk about destruction, don't you know that you can count me out.....in"

Well, that's a superhero's dilemma.

perhaps if you could learn to stop time, you could break up lots of fights without resorting to violence.

Stop time ? I only have my spiderpowers !

I don't think any superheroes can stop time. It's physically impossible.

Yep, i think so too.

dammit, it was only a suggestion. can you think of something better? how about a relativity cadenzer?

He doesn't need to bring his relatives into this. He fights crime well enough on his own. I've never seen Spiderboy, Spideruncle, or Spidercousin in any of the comic strips.

I'm always alone fighting crime. No spiderrelatives here.

Are your relatives Spiderpeople though? or are they regular people? :->

Just regular people. I gained my powers by accident, was bitten by a radioactive spider.

It's always by accident

A sad day today (4/15/58) Julia Lennon was killed: hit by a car. John, 17, was devastated.

That''s my birthday.

Primal therapy . Osme songs are about his mother whopassed away that year

Hi this is a John question I'm listening to Band on the Run and i'm sure i can hear john's voice as backing vocals do you know if this is true? Also Plastic Ono Band was a great concept and i think a ground breaking album. Thanks Mark